Let’s not sugarcoat this. If you’re here illegally — yeah, you’re probably fucked. This isn’t hyperbole. This isn’t fearmongering. This is reality catching up to you with a fistful of badges and a fat stack of warrants. The Trump administration just handed ICE over to the Border Patrol boys. You know, the ones who don’t knock, don’t wait, and sure as hell don’t care about your sob story. And the message is loud and clear: You mocked them. You used the system against them. Y

Remember when Nancy Pelosi called a grandma taking selfies in the Capitol rotunda an “insurrectionist”? When Chuck Schumer needed a...