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FiveMind.com: The Conservative Platform That Doesn’t Require Gloves or Condoms
Finally — a platform that doesn’t treat free speech like a biohazard. No muzzle. No latex. No “community guidelines” cooked up in a backroom Zoom call with Klaus Schwab and a team of Diversity Equity Inclusion hall monitors. FiveMind.com just launched, and let me be clear — this is what the cultural Right needs. And get this: it wasn’t cooked up by a think tank or a beltway clone trying to rebrand as “based.” This thing was built by the guy behind Liberal Hivemind — a beast

A.Weishaupt
Oct 253 min read


All Hail Brondo Guy: The Accidental Messiah of No Kings Day
In the sprawling wasteland of American political theater—where slogans replace substance and protests often resemble improv skits...

A.Weishaupt
Jun 143 min read


The Summer of Fake Flags: Welcome to the Chicom-Backed Insurgency Theatre
Take a good hard look at the streets of Coral Springs, Fort Lauderdale, L.A., or any other blue-pilled metropolis currently drowning in...

A.Weishaupt
Jun 143 min read


Swamp Bloopers: Letitia Gets Lawfucked
You could hear the screech echo across the deep state echo chamber—Letitia “Queen Lawfare” James just hit the mother of all banana peels,...

A.Weishaupt
Apr 163 min read



The Blumpkin
Jul 4, 20240 min read



The Blumpkin
Jul 4, 20240 min read


Drag Queen Story Time Presents: Puppetry of the Penis. Live Show For Kids of All Ages.
Link to Story Freebasing Propaganda Straight Into Your Veins

A.Weishaupt
Dec 15, 20221 min read


ANN Exclusive - Protect The Children Rally Ft Lauderdale Beach Fl
The Perfect Shirt Doesn't Exissst..... 😲

A.Weishaupt
Dec 7, 20221 min read


Exclusive - Apparently McDonalds Kids Meals With A GoPro Inside Are Frowned Upon By "Republicans"
The Fuckery Will Continue Until Morale Improves

A.Weishaupt
Dec 6, 20221 min read


Google Celebrates Kanye West "Ye" On Home Page After Stunning Interview With Alex Jones
Link to Story Keep Warm this Winter And Still Be A Slut ;)

A.Weishaupt
Dec 2, 20221 min read


World Health Organization Ordered To Rename MonkeyPox to Mρ0χ+ To Be More Inclusive 🏳🌈
Link to Story Start a Fun Convo At Any Time With This Uber Gay Tee

A.Weishaupt
Nov 24, 20221 min read


Exclusive: Nancy's Farewell To Politics Exposé
Did Pelosi's Milkers Make You Thirsty? We Have You Covered

A.Weishaupt
Nov 18, 20221 min read


Council Of Retards Discuss Implementing Global Passports Without Making Alex Jones Right Again
Link to Story New Globalist Slut Merch!!

A.Weishaupt
Nov 17, 20221 min read


SOURCES: Sam Bankman Has Died By Apparent "Suicide" In Jail... zero connection to Epstein
Link to Story New Merch! Classic NWO Propaganda Tee

A.Weishaupt
Nov 13, 20221 min read


"Sandy Hook Case Froze Alex Jones’ Assets Late Wednesday"
Link to Story Exclusive Merch At The Slut Shop

A.Weishaupt
Nov 10, 20221 min read


Ghost Of Kyiv Deployed To Maricopa County To Fortify Democracy Along With Azov Battalion
Link to Story Real Fake News Mother Fucker!!

Bryan Stelter
Nov 10, 20221 min read


Lets Celebrate With Just A Little Bit OF Crack... We've Earned It
Smoke Some Crack.... Buy A Shirt. Lets Get Weird

A.Weishaupt
Nov 8, 20221 min read


"Florida Is Where Woke Goes To Die" - Ron DeSantis
Buy A Slutty Bath Towel ;)

A.Weishaupt
Nov 8, 20221 min read


Nancy Pelosi Opens Up To CNN On The Eve Of The Great Red Wave Of 2022
Link to Story Real-Fake News Is How We Win This Real-Fake War Against The Globalist

Bryan Stelter
Nov 7, 20221 min read



A.Weishaupt
Nov 7, 20220 min read
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