Swamp Bloopers: Letitia Gets Lawfucked

Letitia Gets Lawfucked

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You could hear the screech echo across the deep state echo chamber—Letitia “Queen Lawfare” James just hit the mother of all banana peels, and folks, it’s not pretty. The same smug New York Attorney General who’s spent years frothing at the mouth to “take down Trump” is now under federal criminal scrutiny herself. That’s right. The Federal Housing Finance Agency just sent a fat, juicy criminal referral to the DOJ accusing Letitia James of mortgage fraud.

Let’s pause and savor that:The woman who ran her entire political career on “no one is above the law” just got lawfucked by the same legal standards she tried to weaponize against her enemies. The irony isn’t just rich—it’s gargantuan. We’re talking caviar-and-champagne served on a flaming platter of karma.

According to the referral, Letitia allegedly pulled some sketchy magic tricks with her mortgage applications:

• Claimed a Virginia property as her principal residence—while being a sitting NY AG. How was she living in two states at once? Quantum fraudulence?

• Labeled a New York building as a 4-unit to score favorable loan terms—when it was a 5-unit all along. This isn't Monopoly, Letitia. The banks actually check that stuff.

• And the pièce de résistance? She allegedly listed her father as her husband. Freud would need a smoke break just reading that one.

Let’s be clear: people have gone to prison for less. Section 1014 of the U.S. Code doesn’t blink. If you lie to a financial institution? That’s a federal offense. And what makes this even more absurd is that James herself has used this exact statute to bury people—most infamously in her overreaching, politically charged attack on Trump.

She insisted back then that there’s no excuse, no buffer, no deflection. “If your name’s on the form, you’re responsible,” she said, pointing her self-righteous finger at the former president like she was playing Law & Order: TDS Unit.

Well guess what? Your name’s on the damn forms, Letitia. And under your own rules, you’re cooked.

But of course, the moment she’s in the crosshairs, the spin machine will go full blast. Get ready for CNN and MSNBC to suddenly rediscover “context.” Watch Democrats scream “weaponization of the DOJ” like they didn’t just spend the last 8 years turning it into their own Stasi cosplay. But let’s be real: this isn’t revenge. This is reality catching up.

Letitia James wasn’t hired by the people of New York to be a political hitwoman. She turned her office into a partisan rage cage, fixated on taking out Trump and collecting woke clout instead of, you know, doing her damn job. And now, just like every overambitious pawn who overplays their hand in the Swamp, she’s choking on the very rules she used to crush others.

Let this be a lesson to all the arrogant bureaucrats and deep state acolytes: When you build your career on lawfare, you better pray your own house is made of stone—not taxpayer-funded glass.

So what now, Letitia? Got any more sanctimonious speeches about justice to give? Or are you too busy updating your resume and Googling “how to remove husband-dad from legal documents”?

This isn’t just a blooper.This is a full-on swamp slip-n-slide, and Lady Lawfare just face-planted in it.

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