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Swamp Bloopers: Letitia Gets Lawfucked
You could hear the screech echo across the deep state echo chamber—Letitia “Queen Lawfare” James just hit the mother of all banana peels,...
A.Weishaupt
1 day ago3 min read
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THE RED STORM IS BREAKING: CHINA IN CRISIS, AMERICA IN MOTION
The drums of global confrontation are beating louder, and April 15, 2025, may go down as the day the fog of war lifted just enough to...
Carl
2 days ago4 min read
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The Future Is Here! And It’s SPACE WHORES!!!
Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and whatever Blue Origin identifies as this week—strap in (or strap on) because the future has arrived....
Bryan Stelter
2 days ago3 min read
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THE PLAN: 4chan, Trump, and the Most Savage Economic Power Play in Modern History
Once again, the so-called experts are scrambling. The economists with framed degrees from Yale, the bureaucrats clinging to their World...
Anon
Apr 83 min read
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Winning Big: The Globalist Exodus and the Great American Manufacturing Revival
We’re living through a reverse globalist migration . After decades of selling out U.S. manufacturing, shipping jobs overseas, and bending...
A.Weishaupt
Apr 53 min read
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Wall Street's Tantrum: How the Market is Used to Punish Populists Who Defy the Global Elite
Let’s rip the mask off this clown show. When the stock market throws a hissy fit the moment a populist leader even hints at prioritizing...
A.Weishaupt
Apr 43 min read
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Joe Gruters: From Budget Balancer to Booty Browser—Florida’s Favorite Family Man Exposed
Florida politics is a bizarre circus on the best of days—but this week, Joe Gruters just rolled into town riding a unicycle of shame,...
A.Weishaupt
Apr 23 min read
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Trans News Anchor Kaitlin Collins Gets Schooled in Signalgate Smackdown
Here we go again—another CNN clown car crash by the mainstream media, starring none other than CNN’s resident trans news anchor,...
Bryan Stelter
Mar 283 min read
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The CIA’s Dirtiest Trick: The JFK Files Rip Open a Government That Executed Its Own President
JFK’s murder wasn’t just an assassination—it was a coup, a warning shot to every president who dared to challenge the deep state. And...
A.Weishaupt
Mar 194 min read
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CNN’s Latest Flop: Trans Reporter Kaitlan Collins and the Typo That Wasn’t
Another Day, Another Lie from the Clown News Network Strap in, folks, because the propaganda mill at CNN just churned out another...
Bryan Stelter
Mar 153 min read
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USAID: The U.S. Government’s Economic Hitmen—Rigging Elections, Topple Governments, and Controlling Media
What if I told you that the U.S. government operates a covert empire of economic hitmen, media manipulators, and political...
A.Weishaupt
Feb 64 min read
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Zuckerberg Admits Biden Admin’s Censorship Threats: Big Tech’s House of Cards Is Crumbling
Let’s talk about the bombshell that should be plastered across every front page: Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Meta (formerly Facebook), has...
A.Weishaupt
Jan 113 min read
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Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20243 min read
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The Squirrel Who Knew Too Much: PNut’s Rise, Reign, and the Bureaucratic Hit Job That Took Him Down
In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20242 min read
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The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20244 min read
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Blacks for Trump: The Guardians of Our Era and the Message to Trump
In a world fixated on division, fear, and deception, there emerges a voice that cuts through the noise with an unapologetic demand for...
A.Weishaupt
Oct 31, 20243 min read
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SOMETHING BIG IS GOING DOWN! US MILITARY PREPARES FOR CIVIL WAR! UKRAINE SCORES A $50 BILLION CHECK!!
Buckle up, folks, because it's not just a "slow news day." When things go quiet on the global stage, that's when the big players make...
Carl
Oct 25, 20243 min read
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The Perfect Storm: Military on the Move, Election Day Planned Chaos, and a Fun New Threat to Civil Liberties
With Election Day approaching, America is hurtling toward a perfect storm—a convergence of military movements, cybersecurity exercises,...
A.Weishaupt
Oct 24, 20243 min read
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Kamala Ends Her Campaign & Career Live on Fox
I hope you caught Fox News last night, because we just witnessed political history. Kamala Harris didn’t just bomb an interview with Bret...
Bryan Stelter
Oct 17, 20243 min read
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Gaetz Exposes Epstein's Death as a Foreign Intel Hit—And Our Government Helped Cover It Up!
Matt Gaetz just dropped a bombshell theory on Epstein's mysterious death: he believes Epstein was taken out by a foreign government. And...
A.Weishaupt
Oct 12, 20243 min read
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