Dan Crenshaw: Pelosi’s Patch-Eyed Successor in the Art of Congressional Plunder
- A.Weishaupt
- 6 days ago
- 2 min read
The swamp always finds a new monster.
As Nancy Pelosi stumbles toward retirement, bloated with stock market gains and insider secrets, Dan Crenshaw steps up to grab the torch — or should we say the treasure chest.
Because let’s be honest:
Crenshaw isn’t the bold Navy SEAL taking on Washington corruption. He is Washington corruption. And just like Pelosi, he’s now using wealth, influence, and legal threats to silence anyone daring to expose it — starting with a man who’s ten times the patriot Crenshaw will ever be: Shawn Ryan.
Crenshaw: Nancy Pelosi with Testosterone and a Tactical Vest
Let’s draw this out clearly:
🧓 Nancy Pelosi | 🏴☠️ Dan Crenshaw |
Millionaire while “serving the people” | Wealthy on a $174k salary |
Insider trading for decades | Trading stocks while sitting on classified intel |
Lavish parties & donor deals | Steve Aoki spinning at his birthday bash |
Silences critics with media allies | Tries to silence critics with lawsuits |
Cries sexism when questioned | Cries “defamation” when questioned |
Different demographics, same damn game:
Get elected.
Get connected.
Get rich.
Then threaten anyone who asks how.
And if you think Crenshaw’s Navy SEAL background somehow excuses this — remember who else has a uniform fetish while robbing the country blind: half of the Pentagon contractors and intel operatives who’ve turned patriotism into profit.
Shawn Ryan Fights for America. Dan Crenshaw Fights for His Portfolio.
Shawn Ryan is everything Crenshaw pretends to be:
A warfighter who never sold his integrity
A man who uses his platform to uplift truth
A voice for veterans, the forgotten, and the pissed-off majority tired of D.C.’s lies
And now? Because he asked questions about Crenshaw’s money trail, this “public servant” sends him a message referencing SEAL Team 6 and then threatens to sue him? This above all else tell you exactly what Crenshaw is...DISGRACEFUL TRAITOR!
What is this — Kabul or Capitol Hill?
This isn’t just a misstep. It’s a full-blown exposure.
Crenshaw just showed us who he really is:A suit with a patch, a Pelosi with muscles, a snake with better optics.
We Don’t Serve You, Dan — You Serve Us
Here’s the bottom line:
You don’t get to be a congressman and a stock broker.
You don’t get to throw $100k parties and claim you’re underpaid.
You don’t get to threaten veterans and critics and expect the country to salute.
You are not above the law, the people, or the truth.
You want to sue someone, Dan? Go ahead. We dare you. Let’s get to discovery. Let’s see every trade, every donor, every backroom deal. Let’s open the books Danny boy. You picked a fight with the wrong frogman and we the people have his six, not yours.
DEATH TO TRAITORS! 🇺🇸
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