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The Future Is Here! And It’s SPACE WHORES!!!
Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and whatever Blue Origin identifies as this week—strap in (or strap on) because the future has arrived....
Bryan Stelter
2 days ago3 min read
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STATEN ISLAND HEROES: HOW HOLTERMANN’S BAKERY MAY HAVE SAVED WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFE
Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 16, 20243 min read
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'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land,  Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand.  The media clung to...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20241 min read
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The Squirrel Who Knew Too Much: PNut’s Rise, Reign, and the Bureaucratic Hit Job That Took Him Down
In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20242 min read
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Uncle Monkeypox
Michael, or "Uncle Monkeypox," has made a name for himself as a walking, talking cautionary tale. With a pronunciation as pretentious as...
Bryan Stelter
Jul 30, 20241 min read
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The Blumpkin
Jul 2, 20240 min read
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Objectify The Enemy: AIOC (30 Photos)
AOC really hates "deepfake pornography."
The Blumpkin
Jun 26, 20241 min read
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The Blumpkin
Jun 26, 20240 min read
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