The Polish Hat Trick: Piotr Cezarzek’s Entitled Theft From A Child
- A.Weishaupt
- Sep 1
- 4 min read
There’s a code among decent human beings. Not written in laws or etched into policy, but burned into the social fabric of real communities: You don’t steal from a child. You don’t hijack joy. You don’t stomp on the sacred — especially not when it comes to the last remaining bastions of shared culture, like sports.
But Polish millionaire Piotr Cezarzek — CEO of Dragbrook Concrete and probably the next Hitler — did exactly that. And what followed wasn’t shame. It wasn’t remorse. It was a masterclass in smug, bourgeois scumbaggery.
Let’s set the scene.
At the 2025 US Open, Polish tennis pro Kamil Majchrzak approached a young fan to gift his game-worn hat — a moment of pure, human decency. But before the kid could reach it, child predator Cezarzek lunged, snatched the cap from the boy’s hands, and stuffed it into his wife’s bag like a guilty raccoon caught in a dumpster.
The kid was heartbroken. The internet was furious. But Cezarzek? He doubled down.
“Yes, I took it. Yes, it was quick. But life is first come, first serve,” he said, like some delusional Bond villain who justifies stealing a wheelchair from a veteran because he “got there faster.”
Let’s break this down. You didn’t just take a hat, Piotr — you desecrated a sacred ritual. That moment wasn’t about fabric and sweat. It was a human connection between athlete and child — a handoff of values: sportsmanship, grace, humility. You shattered it. And your response?
Threats of legal action. Classist smirking. Your pig of wife laughing it off like she just stole a muffin from the poorhouse.
But let’s flip the script.
How About “First Come, First Serve” in Foreign Policy?
Piotr, you’re from Poland — a nation that has only survived because bigger, smarter, faster powers decided not to stomp you into dust. You exist because men much better than you decided to draw lines, hold treaties, and fight evil when it counted.
The United States — the country where you stole that hat from a child— has been remarkably generous to Poland. Billions in defense. Political support. NATO guarantees. Trump’s administration is one of the most pro-Polish in recent memory. And yet, you come here and spit on the culture, on tradition, and on the decency we show your people.
What if Trump looked at Poland and said, “First come, first serve”?
What if we said, “You know what? Russia wants it more. They’re faster. They’re stronger. Good luck, Warsaw.”
You wouldn’t exist, Piotr.
Your country would be a satellite of Moscow. Your business would be a parking lot. You’d be shoveling gravel for rubles, if you were lucky. The only concrete you’d know would be the cell you slept in.
You want to live by might-makes-right? Be careful what you wish for. Because the only reason you get to be a smug bastard in a luxury polo shirt is because of systems built by people who don’t think like you.
And here's the part you really need to get:
What if this kid grows up, and he remembers? Not the name. Not the face. Just that some Polish guy ruined one of the most beautiful moments of his childhood. And then years later, in some office, in some boardroom, or in some moment of decision — he's asked to help some Polish businessman. Maybe even help a Polish community.
And he says:
“Oh, you're Polish? Yeah... how about f** you. Only the strong survive. Why don’t you just die, you dumb Pollock.”*
And you know what? It’ll be your fault.
He won’t say it. He won’t act on it. Because he’s a good American kid. We raise our kids with values, with tradition, with sportsmanship. But the fact that this kind of emotional landmine is even possible — is because you planted it.
You didn’t just take a hat. You paid forward trauma. You smirked and laughed with your classist wife like you just beat the poor kid in a game. You turned a moment of beauty into a cultural scar.
And guess what? We saw it.
Open Your Eyes, Piotr
You don’t just represent yourself. You represented your country. You represented how Poland shows up on the world stage. And the world saw a greedy, petty, smirking, spineless thief who has no problem crossing a line with a kid while his trash wife laughs. That’s how reputations collapse.
You're not clever. You're not dominant. You're not alpha. You’re a parasite pussy from Poland in a world built by better men.
The internet came for you. The reviews tanked. Your company’s public image is getting torched. But you still don’t understand why.
So here's why:
You are the antithesis of tradition.You are the antithesis of manhood.You are the antithesis of decency.
You stole from a child, you laughed, and you made your whole country look bad. Congratulations.
Cezarzek, you’re not some apex predator. You’re not some warrior king. You’re not even a decent human being.
You are:
Selfishness.
Shamelessness.
Spinelessness.
And frankly, if this is what Polish people are turning into — you and your bourgeois cunt wife included.. If this is what the billions in American tax dollars are doing then maybe it's time we rethink what we’re “Polland”. We’ve poured billions into defending Poland. We've given your country protection, trade, respect. But if this is the result — if this entitled, sneering, soulless attitude is what’s being cultivated over there?
Because if this is Poland now — let Russia have it. At least Russians don’t steal hats from kids and smirk about it. At least they don’t produce scumbags who giggle through tradition like it’s beneath them. If your nation has raised people like you to be its elite, then it's already lost.
We pulled our troops out of Afghanistan. Maybe it’s time we pull out of Poland too. Let the wolves in. Let’s see how your “first come, first serve” policy plays out when tanks cross your borders and America isn’t answering the phone.
Hats off to the kid. Middle fingers to the thief and his pig whore.
And to Poland — if this is who you’ve become — get your house in order before we tell Putin to do it.
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