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The Future Is Here! And It’s SPACE WHORES!!!
Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and whatever Blue Origin identifies as this week—strap in (or strap on) because the future has arrived....
Bryan Stelter
2 days ago3 min read
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STATEN ISLAND HEROES: HOW HOLTERMANN’S BAKERY MAY HAVE SAVED WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFE
Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 16, 20243 min read
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The Squirrel Who Knew Too Much: PNut’s Rise, Reign, and the Bureaucratic Hit Job That Took Him Down
In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20242 min read
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Mark Cuban Calls MAGA Women Unintelligent—But Still Can’t Define What a Woman Is!
Trans billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s financial savvy apparently doesn’t translate into understanding women—or reality. In a...
Bryan Stelter
Oct 31, 20244 min read
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Want Help from FEMA? Put Up a LGBTQ Flag!
Anyone with a brain cell has already realized that FEMA is either grossly incompetent or, well...they’re just malicious. But thanks to a...
Bryan Stelter
Oct 7, 20243 min read
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The Kamala Media Complex Exposed: Operation Mockingbird 2.0
This isn’t just about MSNBC—or should I say MSDNC. This is a full-blown exposure of how the modern media has become the weaponized arm of...
Bryan Stelter
Oct 3, 20243 min read
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Uncle Monkeypox
Michael, or "Uncle Monkeypox," has made a name for himself as a walking, talking cautionary tale. With a pronunciation as pretentious as...
Bryan Stelter
Jul 30, 20241 min read
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Bryan Stelter: Super Straight Undercover Investigation Into San Frans Trans Incum Assistance Program
Link to Story Link to G.I.F.T. Link to Daily Mail San Francisco's "G.I.F.T." program offers $1200/month to Trans people who make under...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 18, 20221 min read
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Ghost Of Kyiv Deployed To Maricopa County To Fortify Democracy Along With Azov Battalion
Link to Story Real Fake News Mother Fucker!!
Bryan Stelter
Nov 11, 20221 min read
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Nancy Pelosi Opens Up To CNN On The Eve Of The Great Red Wave Of 2022
Link to Story Real-Fake News Is How We Win This Real-Fake War Against The Globalist
Bryan Stelter
Nov 7, 20221 min read
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Democrats Desperate For New Things To Celebrate... Until Now! Stillborn Birth On The Rise!!!
Link To Story "Worryingly, the ONS also confirmed that, in 2021, the number of stillbirths rose for the first time since 2014, from 3.9...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 7, 20221 min read
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Paul Pelosi - "walking several feet back into the foyer toward the assailant and away from police"
"As A Straight Man.... Do you know how hard it is to run with a Ball Peen hammer up your ass? Im a reliable source and its not easy."...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20221 min read
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According To Reliable Sources Paul Pelosi Invested In Hammer Stocks Before "Tragic Event"
Link to "Story" Real-Fake News Is What We Do!! Buy The Merch!!!
Bryan Stelter
Nov 2, 20221 min read
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Were On To You Fuckin Assholes. Nuremberg 2 Is Coming...
New Merch!! Start A Fun Conversation
Bryan Stelter
Nov 2, 20221 min read
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Homeland Security Caught Secretly Working To Curb Speech And Create The Ministry Of Truth Online
Link To Story Even CNN Produces Real News On Globalist Slut Shop
Bryan Stelter
Nov 1, 20221 min read
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Apparently Republican Are Making Up Crime Stats To Trick Democrats Into Voting For Them, CNN Says
Link to Story Fake News ~ Real News ~ Real Fake News
Bryan Stelter
Oct 25, 20221 min read
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