Lisa R. Owens: When the Haircut Matches the Intelligence (Another TDS Victim)

Lisa R. Owens isn’t just your average Netflix-brainwashed keyboard warrior — she’s a full-blown caricature of the radicalized liberal cat cult. Scroll through her feed and it’s like stepping into a padded room lined with Rachel Maddow quotes, vaccine virtue signals, and “climate crisis” hysteria — all parroted without an ounce of original thought. Every post is a bumper sticker for the DNC, and every opinion is pre-packaged by some blue-check influencer that told her what to think that week.

It’s the classic far-left echo chamber: a swirling vortex of “trust the science,” “Trump is literally Hitler,” “men can get pregnant,” and “capitalism is evil — now please Venmo me rent money.” You could debunk

her entire worldview with a single DuckDuckGo search and a third-grade reading level, but that would require critical thinking — and let’s face it, Lisa’s brain’s been out to lunch since the Obama era.

And then there’s the cats. Oh God, the cats. Her life is basically one extended episode of Hoarders: Feline Edition. One looks like a bald rat that lost a fight with a space heater. Another stares off into the distance like it just witnessed something unspeakable — probably Lisa trying to cut her own hair with a salad bowl and garden shears. It’s honestly hard to tell who has the more tragic trim: her or her genetically confused gremlin-cats.

She’s clearly obsessed with pussy in every possible dimension — political, literal, and spiritual. It’s like her entire personality revolves around hating men, worshiping cats, and believing Netflix is some kind of sacred oracle.

So here’s the bottom line, Lisa: you can hide behind your cats, your bowl cut, and your unhinged Netflix narratives — but out here in reality, we’ve got facts, receipts, and functioning logic. You’re not part of “the resistance,” sweetheart — you’re just another brainwashed drone who traded truth for tribalism and ended up screaming into the void with a hairless cat on your shoulder.

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