🚨 BREAKING: BILDO BERNSTEIN RETURNS — DUMBER, LOUDER, AND MORE TISM THAN EVER 🚨
- Bryan Stelter
- Jun 10
- 1 min read
Well folks, he's back. The high priest of pathological projection, the mouthpiece of meltdown Marxism — Bildo Bernstein, the one-man TISM terrorist cell, has crawled out of his digital bunker to bless us once again with another unhinged sermon from the Church of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Yes, the same Bildo who thinks torching cities is “protest,” the Constitution is “hate speech,” and truth is a fascist conspiracy — is now doubling down, louder, slower, and somehow even more divorced from reality than ever before.
Thank you, Bildo, for your always entertaining and never remotely enlightening contributions to the public square. You’ve given us the perfect case study in what happens when arrogance meets ignorance and gives it a Wi-Fi connection.
And hey, we’re pretty sure the whole TISM Terrorist Crew™ is tagging along — probably live-streaming from a Whole Foods bunker while crying about “fascism” and “capitalism” on a $1,200 iPhone.
Keep going, Bildo. The rest of us need the laughs.Just don’t forget: the adults are still in the room. And we’ve got a Constitution, a spine, and a memory.
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