BREAKING: First to F Around Just Found Out!
- Bryan Stelter
- Jun 10
- 2 min read
Well, well, well… look who’s the first of the “resist” crowd to get bulldozed by the rule of law. Democrat Congresswoman LaMonica McIver of Newark, New Jersey — the queen of ratchet politics and professional agitator — has officially been indicted on three federal charges for assaulting and obstructing ICE agents outside a New Jersey detention facility. And yes, it’s all on camera. No spin. No CNN magic. Just raw footage of her putting hands on federal officers like it’s a protest rally, not a constitutional republic.
Charges? Forcible assault, impeding federal law enforcement, and interfering in an active arrest. Max sentence? A delicious 17 years in federal prison. Her defense? “Oversight.” LMAO.
These are the exact same kinds of charges Democrats weaponized against January 6 defendants — and now the boomerang has cracked their own glass house. If there was ever a poster child for karma in cuffs, it's LaMonica.
And let’s not forget the cherry on top: she was defending Newark Mayor Ras Baraka, who himself was getting hauled off. These people are so drunk on their own delusion, they thought they could physically stop federal law enforcement and walk away waving a “social justice” flag. Not today. Not with Trump back in the White House. Not with the DOJ under new, actual adult supervision.
Senator Josh Hawley just dropped the gavel: “No one is above the law. If you assault a cop, you go to jail. Especially if you're in Congress.” Damn right.
So what's next? McIver’s plea is in — Not Guilty — but good luck with that, sis. That’s not going to stop the House from stripping her of committee assignments and maybe even voting her out completely.
Let this be a warning shot to every activist in a power suit: You cross the line, you do the time. The new era of law and order has officially begun.
🇺🇸 Stay tuned — because this is just the beginning.
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