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THE SWAMP HAS FALLEN, AND IT’S NEVER RISING AGAIN
For decades, Washington, D.C. has been the world’s most elaborate con job—a gilded cesspool of career bureaucrats, globalist puppets, and...

A.Weishaupt
Feb 11, 20254 min read


A Final Act of Betrayal: Biden Pardons His Criminal Family in a Last-Minute Abuse of Power
In what can only be described as a grotesque display of disdain for justice and the American people, Joe Biden, in his final hours as...

A.Weishaupt
Jan 20, 20253 min read


WE MADE IT, AMERICA! THE GREAT AMERICAN RENAISSANCE BEGINS TODAY
January 20, 2025 Today, the sun rises on a different America. An America reborn. An America unshackled from the chains of decline....

A.Weishaupt
Jan 20, 20254 min read


The Woke Inferno: How California’s Obsession with DEI is Burning Itself to the Ground
California, the land of sun, surf, and supposedly progressive utopia, is in flames—again. But let’s be clear: these fires are not acts of...

Bryan Stelter
Jan 10, 20253 min read


STATEN ISLAND HEROES: HOW HOLTERMANN’S BAKERY MAY HAVE SAVED WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFE
Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...

Bryan Stelter
Nov 16, 20243 min read


INFO WARS RESURRECTED? INSANE DETAILS ON THE AUCTION THAT COULD’VE SILENCED ALEX JONES FOR GOOD
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dystopian carnival that is the InfoWars debacle—a saga riddled with corruption, sealed deals, and...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 16, 20243 min read


TRUMP WON! AMERICA WINS! A VICTORY LAP FOR THE PATRIOTS WHO SAVED THIS COUNTRY
Patriots of America, take a bow. Donald J. Trump just pulled off the ultimate comeback, and we made it happen. This victory isn’t just...

Bryan Stelter
Nov 6, 20242 min read


🚨 BREAKING: New York Times Projects Massive Trump Victory with 312 Electoral Votes!
Hold onto your hats, folks—the New York Times is now projecting a stunning 312 electoral votes for Donald Trump. Yes, the very same NYT...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20241 min read


Election Night Update: Polls Closing in Crucial States
It’s 7:30 p.m. Eastern, and the stakes couldn't be higher. The polls have just closed in three pivotal states: Ohio, North Carolina, and...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20243 min read


Election Day 2024: The 11:00 AM Update
Good morning, patriot sluts! It’s Election Day 2024, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. By the time you read this, Americans across the...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20242 min read


Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20243 min read


'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land, Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand. The media clung to...

Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20241 min read


The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20244 min read


Blacks for Trump: The Guardians of Our Era and the Message to Trump
In a world fixated on division, fear, and deception, there emerges a voice that cuts through the noise with an unapologetic demand for...

A.Weishaupt
Oct 31, 20243 min read


SOMETHING BIG IS GOING DOWN! US MILITARY PREPARES FOR CIVIL WAR! UKRAINE SCORES A $50 BILLION CHECK!!
Buckle up, folks, because it's not just a "slow news day." When things go quiet on the global stage, that's when the big players make...

Carl
Oct 25, 20243 min read


Welcome to the Final 100 Days: SITREP 10.17.24
Buckle up, folks, because we're officially on Day 1 of what might just be the most dangerous 100 days in American history. The...

A.Weishaupt
Oct 17, 20243 min read


Miami-Dade MAGA Boat Parade: The Last Stand Before the Election – Don’t Miss It!
Fresh off the Ultimate Trump Boat Parade in Jupiter, where hundreds of boats rocked the waters with flags, patriotism, and enough MAGA...

A.Weishaupt
Oct 14, 20244 min read


The Trump Armada: MAGA on the Water, Freedom in the Air
October 13th 2024 Jupiter, Florida. Hundreds of boats, all rockin' American flags, Trump banners, and unapologetic patriotism, took to...

Bryan Stelter
Oct 13, 20244 min read


Trump Needs Military Escorts: The Deep State Wants Him Silenced
Donald Trump needing military escorts? Military aircraft? Military vehicles? This isn’t some dystopian novel; it’s real life. The man who...

A.Weishaupt
Oct 12, 20243 min read


Global War on Free Speech: How Big Tech, Foreign Governments, and U.S. Agencies have Built the Censorship Industrial Complex
Truth is under siege and free speech is the first casualty, it is no longer just about what we say—it’s about who gets to control the...

Carl
Oct 7, 20246 min read
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