You can’t make this sh*t up. For years, we’ve waited for the Comey perp walk.Not because we’re obsessed with revenge — but because James Comey is the blueprint  for what a weaponized government insider looks like.He leaked. He lied. He launched a soft coup under the guise of “saving democracy.”And finally — finally  — there were indictments. Real ones. Then along came Pam Bondi.And in one legally illiterate swoop, she torched the entire operation like an arsonist in heels. Co