Swamp Gas for the Dumbass
- A.Weishaupt
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Kash on “thin ice”? Bondi about to get bounced? Susie Wiles leaking her own eulogy?
The Deep State’s Leaking Propaganda — and We’re Done With the Bullshit.
This isn’t “politics as usual.” This is fifth-generation warfare — waged with headlines, leaks, anonymous sources, and straight-up psychological operations. And if you’ve still got MSNBC in your bookmarks, you might want to go take a shower, because the bullshit is knee-deep.
THE LATEST SMEAR SPREAD:
“Trump is firing everyone!”
“Patel’s under investigation!”
“Pam Bondi is done!”
“Susie Wiles is being overthrown!”
Narrated by three people ‘familiar with the matter’ who conveniently don’t exist on paper.
Every “insider leak” looks like it was written by ChatGPT trained on Rachel Maddow transcripts and sniffed through a CIA algorithm. And the purpose? Always the same: Discredit Trump. Sow chaos in MAGA. Protect the swamp.
FACTS OVER FICTION: WHO’S ACTUALLY IN TROUBLE?
🔹 Kash Patel
“On thin ice,” says the press — right before posing in the Oval Office with Trump, grinning at the rumor.
Accused of… what? Flying on a government jet and having a girlfriend?
Meanwhile, he's pressing real J6 leads and breathing fire down the Epstein pipeline.
VERDICT: Still in the fight. Still MAGA’s heat-seeking missile.
🔹 Pam Bondi
This one’s not fake news. This is real f*ckery.
She handed James Comey a free pass by assigning an unconfirmed, legally disqualified prosecutor.
Her favorability is crashing. Donors are pissed. And patriots want blood.
Whispers of replacement? Loud. Clear. Getting louder.
Andrew Bailey — Missouri’s wrecking ball — is circling.
Flynn’s calling for Sidney Powell.
The base? Wants her gone yesterday.
VERDICT: Falling fast. Should’ve been fired the minute Comey danced free.
🔹 Susie Wiles
Trump’s “most powerful woman”?
Or palace puppet master who’s insulated him from reality for far too long?
Sources say Brooke Rollins wants her out — and may be behind the leaks.Insiders call BS.But the fact this gossip storm is even possible means there’s a rot under the rug.
VERDICT: Safe — for now. But if Trump really wants to clean house, she’s on the list.
WHO’S LEAKING AND WHY?
Let’s break this down like adults:
Someone inside wants these stories out.
Someone inside is pushing fake fractures.
Someone inside is running the Deep State’s playbook from within the administration.
This isn’t just sloppy comms. This is swamp sabotage.
And it’s working — if we let it.
TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE
Let’s just f*cking say it:
Pam Bondi has failed.
She failed on Comey.
She failed on Epstein.
She failed to understand the stakes.
Susie Wiles needs to be vetted. Hard.
Why does she silo Trump off from everyone who isn’t a Bush-era insider?
Why is domestic policy being ignored while foreign distractions eat the headlines?
If Kash Patel ever does leave, it better be with a J6 perp in cuffs, not because some glorified hairdressers in media suits whispered him out of the building.
TRUMP:
FIRE the dead weight.
PURGE the saboteurs.
REPLACE with Real Deals who know what time it is.
We’re done with “optics.” We’re not here to “look presidential.” We’re here to win a civilizational war against the bastard children of globalism, tyranny, and generational corruption. This is the one shot we are gonna get, Mr. President. Don’t let weaklings blow it.
Suggested Replacements, Free of Charge:
Attorney General: Sidney Powell
Deputy AG: Mike Davis
US Attorney: Jeff Clark
Chief of Staff: Anyone not named Susie Wiles
Throw in Matt Gaetz or Kari Lake if you want the walls to rattle.
Look this isn’t about personalities. This is about performance. This is about the future of America — and we don’t need any more amateurs leading the charge.
We want results. We want the masks ripped off. And we want a team ready to take the deep state swamp dogs to war, not to brunch.
So here we are, Mr. President: Clean house. Burn the leaks. And if they’re working against MAGA — FIRE THEM! 🍿
LET'S GO 🇺🇸