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Pam Bondi Just Nuked the Comey Case — And Took Justice Down With It
You can’t make this sh*t up. For years, we’ve waited for the Comey perp walk.Not because we’re obsessed with revenge — but because James Comey is the blueprint for what a weaponized government insider looks like.He leaked. He lied. He launched a soft coup under the guise of “saving democracy.”And finally — finally — there were indictments. Real ones. Then along came Pam Bondi.And in one legally illiterate swoop, she torched the entire operation like an arsonist in heels. Co

A.Weishaupt
6 days ago3 min read


Mark Zuckerberg Knew — And They Let Him Walk Free
Let’s not pretend this is breaking news. The rot at Meta (formerly Facebook, because new name = clean slate, right?) has been public knowledge for years. The predators, the mental breakdowns, the algorithm-fed addictions — it’s all been out there. We didn’t need unsealed filings to know that Zuckerberg’s billion-dollar dopamine machine was a dystopian hellhole disguised as a social network. But now, we’ve got the receipts. Millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on

A.Weishaupt
Nov 223 min read


FiveMind.com: The Conservative Platform That Doesn’t Require Gloves or Condoms
Finally — a platform that doesn’t treat free speech like a biohazard. No muzzle. No latex. No “community guidelines” cooked up in a backroom Zoom call with Klaus Schwab and a team of Diversity Equity Inclusion hall monitors. FiveMind.com just launched, and let me be clear — this is what the cultural Right needs. And get this: it wasn’t cooked up by a think tank or a beltway clone trying to rebrand as “based.” This thing was built by the guy behind Liberal Hivemind — a beast

A.Weishaupt
Oct 253 min read


It is not realistic to think people who cannot differentiate between men and women to differentiate between kings and presidents.
This phrase is more than a meme. It’s a diagnosis of our time — and if recent events are any indication, the sickness is accelerating rapidly. Let’s cut through the bs shall we: the ongoing 2025 U.S. federal government shutdown did not begin in a vacuum. It started 12:01 a.m. EDT on October 1 when Congress failed to pass appropriations. The mainstream explanation: a standoff over healthcare subsidies, tax credits, foreign aid rescissions. But beneath that surface, the deepe

A.Weishaupt
Oct 205 min read


The Democrats’ Eight-Year Suicide Note: A Masterclass in Political Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
You’d think after losing the 2016 election to a guy they called a joke, the Left would’ve taken a long, hard look in the mirror and...

A.Weishaupt
Sep 303 min read


Kaitlan Collins Takes Another One on the Chin – And We’re Starting to Think She Likes It
Somewhere deep in the crumbling ruins of CNN headquarters, Kaitlan Collins is probably icing her metaphorical jaw after yet another...

A.Weishaupt
Apr 173 min read


Wall Street's Tantrum: How the Market is Used to Punish Populists Who Defy the Global Elite
Let’s rip the mask off this clown show. When the stock market throws a hissy fit the moment a populist leader even hints at prioritizing...

A.Weishaupt
Apr 43 min read


"Unburdened By What Has Been": A New Era for America Begins
Good morning, America! How does it feel to wake up today, unburdened by the weight of a broken system? To shake off the bureaucratic...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 6, 20242 min read


Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20243 min read


2024 Election Eve Prediction Update - The Betting Markets
Alright, it’s down to the wire, and here’s where we stand: the 2024 U.S. presidential election is one of the tightest in history. Vice...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20243 min read


The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...

A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20244 min read
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